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I guess it’s time to accept the fact that summer (and apparently fall too for that matter) is over. The weather people say that we’re getting snow tomorrow and Wednesday, so I guess I have<\/i> to accept it (even though I don’t trust the weather people as far as I can throw them). I sure as hell don’t plan on giving up without a fight, though!<\/p>\n

These pictures from our day at Lagoon-A-Beach<\/a> have been sitting in a blank post for a while now (cuz my brain has been on freakin overload lately). They’re the perfect way to stick my tongue out at winter’s attempts to cut in line this year, don’t you think?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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P.S. Ash may have a little pink on her thigh, but I’m<\/i> the one who ended up fried to a crisp that day. Ah, memories!<\/i><\/p>\n

Update<\/strong> – Winter’s tendrils have apparently have started to creep into my brain, cuz I completely forgot a title to this post. I channeled South Park and think I came up with a good one. Winter totally<\/em> needs to heed that warning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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