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I follow Jenny The Bloggess<\/a>. She is butter. Butter I tell you. She is death by butter<\/i>. Before the chorus of The Hell?<\/i> hits the comments, let me explain. Chefs always say cooking with butter is awesome. So by calling The Bloggess butter, I’m professing her total AWESOMENESS! I shit you not.<\/p>\n

I also follow another blog that Jenny’s involved with, Good Mom\/Bad Mom<\/a>. This one has some funny shit too, even if the Houston Chronicle tries to contain her awesomeness. You CANNOT contain The Bloggess! Anyway, while reading a recent post<\/a>, a commenter (TC) provided this week’s gigglesnort:<\/p>\n

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What I wanna know is, why the fuck didn’t Santa leave THAT doll under my Christmas Tree? I was screwed.<\/p>\n

Rock on Bloggess and all your awesome followers!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I follow Jenny The Bloggess. She is butter. Butter I tell you. She is death by butter. Before the chorus of The Hell? hits the comments, let me explain. Chefs always say cooking with butter is awesome. So by calling The Bloggess butter, I’m professing her total AWESOMENESS! I shit you not. 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