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She’s a superstar in my eyes, of course.<\/p>\n

This child, who regularly sends me to my *happy place*.<\/p>\n

This child, who is not a mini me, but is a spot-on mini him<\/i> (in personality more than anything).<\/p>\n

This child, who couldn’t wait to get rid of me on her 1st day, even at a brand new school.<\/p>\n

This child, who was FINALLY able to give us the details of her day at school without a single “I don’t know.”<\/p>\n

This child, who was AMAZED at having more lunch choices at her new school (and actually had a salad on her 2nd day. WHO IS THIS GIRL?).<\/p>\n

This child, who is growing up so fast. She truly is a superstar.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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