{"id":215,"date":"2009-07-08T04:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-08T04:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theutahhostage.com\/?p=215"},"modified":"2009-07-08T04:55:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T04:55:00","slug":"farkle-is-the-fucking-devil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theutahhostage.com\/?p=215","title":{"rendered":"Farkle is the fucking Devil."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_7R508gLP3Gw\/SlQqIjWJ5xI\/AAAAAAAAADo\/nWQQptIsgec\/s1600-h\/farkle.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355952183265847058\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_7R508gLP3Gw\/SlQqIjWJ5xI\/AAAAAAAAADo\/nWQQptIsgec\/s400\/farkle.JPG\" style=\"cursor: hand; display: block; height: 300px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div align=\"justify\"><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_7R508gLP3Gw\/SlQm3uqtXPI\/AAAAAAAAADg\/tO7E8BvEZ7c\/s1600-h\/IMG_3349.jpg\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">I know I&#8217;m not alone in this and I&#8217;m asking for your help.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m recruiting members for a new firing squad which will have a single purpose: to destroy the creator(s) of Farkle. This won&#8217;t really be surprising to them. They started this game for their own enjoyment and only turned it on the <strike>rest of the world<\/strike> Facebook community when they realized how addicted they had become. This was their revenge against their own Frankenstein monster. We need to put them out of their misery just as much as we need to be released from their curse.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;ll thank us, trust me. <\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I&#8217;m not alone in this and I&#8217;m asking for your help. I&#8217;m recruiting members for a new firing squad which will have a single purpose: to destroy the creator(s) of Farkle. This won&#8217;t really be surprising to them. They started this game for their own enjoyment and only turned it on the rest &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/theutahhostage.com\/?p=215\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Farkle is the fucking Devil.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,39,26,20,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-am-i-the-only-one-who-thinks-this-is-funny","category-entertainment","category-misc-rantings","category-the-internet-has-brainwashed-me","category-the-method-to-my-madness"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Farkle is the fucking Devil. - Tales of a Former Utah Hostage<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"http:\/\/theutahhostage.com\/?p=215\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Farkle is the fucking Devil. - Tales of a Former Utah Hostage\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"I know I&#8217;m not alone in this and I&#8217;m asking for your help. 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