{"id":234,"date":"2009-04-03T17:57:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-03T17:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theutahhostage.com\/?p=234"},"modified":"2009-04-03T17:57:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-03T17:57:00","slug":"updated-the-shock-treatments-didnt-work-or-did-they","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theutahhostage.com\/?p=234","title":{"rendered":"*updated* the shock treatments didn&#8217;t work&#8230;..or did they?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">there might be a problem when an innocent lunch invitation turns into inappropriate daydreams. i mean, is like everyone out there a potential bed buddy in my mind? wtf?<\/p>\n<p>i think the shock treatments have backfired. either that or they were trying to turn me into a nymphomaniac where no one is safe. that would be awesome.<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"color: black;\"><b>update<\/b><\/span> &#8211; i gotta call saying that the treatments will be increased. there was also a mention of upping the voltage. apparently i&#8217;ve become a danger to society. damn&#8230;..i was just starting to come around to the nympho idea.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>there might be a problem when an innocent lunch invitation turns into inappropriate daydreams. i mean, is like everyone out there a potential bed buddy in my mind? 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