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the chiro says that i\u2019m getting better. i\u2019ve gained more range of motion in my neck & i have less numbness in my fingers. but my arm still hurts like a bitch! he wants to start a little more aggressive therapy to get more results faster. so after 4 wks, we\u2019re finally onto the \u2018manual\u2019 adjustments. oh joy. i\u2019m wondering if these adjustments aren\u2019t akin to s&m. thank goodness he\u2019s easy on the eyes & has a good sense of humor, otherwise i\u2019m not sure i would let him do this to me. freak! can\u2019t i at least get some foreplay first? ROFL! he actually started these adjustments last friday, and while i really did feel a difference afterwards, they fucking HURT!!!!! guess that just shows how screwed up my body is. i\u2019m still going 3x\/week and then we\u2019ll see what\u2019s next after another 4 weeks.<\/p>\n

this week being a payroll week didn\u2019t fail to disappoint. the msf pulled their usual crap to try to get paid on sales that they really shouldn\u2019t have. they are getting better about accepting the word \u2018no\u2019 cuz they know i won\u2019t put up with their stoopid whining. i\u2019m sorry, you want to get paid on this contract when you didn\u2019t follow procedure? TOO FUCKING BAD!!!!!<\/p>\n

i\u2019m playing with new toys on the computer\/internet. well, they\u2019re new for me!!!!! since i seem to be much better at communicating on the computer, than any other method, i\u2019m checking out things that just might possibly help me do that (in one form or another) like plinky<\/a>, twitter<\/a>, & flickr<\/a>. i already spend hours on the computer each week, so why not add some more? lol<\/p>\n

the work day is nearly over, & i\u2019m so glad cuz i\u2019ve been bored out of my ever lovin\u2019 mind!!!!! with all my normal tasks done (as much as can be) and all the special projects in a holding pattern until more boxes are ready, i\u2019ve been dying!!!!! i\u2019m so glad that i had my hair appointment today to help break up the day. i came back to work feeling vewy pwetty & not giving a rat\u2019s ass about finding the 12 cents i\u2019m out of balance on the payroll report. that\u2019s what monday\u2019s are for.<\/p>\n

no real plans this weekend<\/strike> need to finish up my mk inventory this weekend so that we can finish our taxes (that is unless i talk myself into getting up at the butt crack of dawn & driving to centerville to go to a craft warehouse sale with all the other crafting idiots in the state). maybe next year i\u2019ll get my shit together & be better prepared for tax time. eh? prolly not.<\/p>\n

i just remembered that i\u2019ve not mentioned that i was even going to a chiro before now. but that\u2019s ok, those that know me know that i\u2019ve been going to one. it\u2019s all good.<\/p>\n

& yes, my cat is still alive & my hair elastics are safe\u2026..for now.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

the chiro says that i\u2019m getting better. i\u2019ve gained more range of motion in my neck & i have less numbness in my fingers. but my arm still hurts like a bitch! he wants to start a little more aggressive therapy to get more results faster. so after 4 wks, we\u2019re finally onto the \u2018manual\u2019 … Continue reading my chiro is into s&m & i can’t fucking find 12 cents…..<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[60,53,27,26,20,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-heeeeere-kitty-kitty-kitty","category-i-wouldnt-do-this-if-i-didnt-need-the","category-life-in-the-fast-lane","category-misc-rantings","category-the-internet-has-brainwashed-me","category-the-method-to-my-madness"],"yoast_head":"\nmy chiro is into s&m & i can't fucking find 12 cents..... - 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